Top 5 Fantasy Music Entourage Jobs
- Gwen Stefani’s Personal Dresser
- Nine Inch Nail’s Roadie
- Courtney Love’s Drug Procurer
- Outkast’s Designated Blunt Roller
- Crystal Castle’s Light Show Deisgner
Slothrust – Best Dark Songwriting/ Best Drumming Elephant Stone – Best Surprise Band /Best Use of Sitar/Best Tame Impala Follow-up PMS and the Mood Swings – Best Name Deftones – Best Show of SXSW/ Best Ray LaMontagne Cover Band/ Best Showmanship Lower Dens – Best GI Jane Look-A-Like Bloc Party – Best Phone-It-In Performance/ Best at Letting Down Longtime Fans…
While there is enough new music at SXSW to keep yourself busy for the next calendar year, here are some familiar faces that bring some star power to the mix. 1. Weezer @ Brazos Hall March 17th, 12 AM 2. Future Islands @ The Gatsby March 16th, 12:15 AM 3. Dead Meadow @ Hotel Vegas…
Gym Shorts – Best First Band of SXSW Animal Spirit – Best Energy The Spits – Best Punk Legends Public Memory – Best Band Playing Their First-Ever Gig Wray – Best Shoegaze from Alabama Ritual Howl – Best Gothtronica by Anton Newcomb look-a-like Honduras – Best Band Named After Central American Country Akina Adderly & The Vintage Playboys – Best Soul Band Ume –…
Favorite Albums of All TIme 1. Good News For People Who Love Bad News – Modest Mouse 2. Speakerboxx and The Love Below – Outkast 3. Bleach – Nirvana 4. Black Holes and Revelations – Muse 5. Is This It – The Strokes Honorable Mention: Scissor Sister – Scissor Sisters And The Glass Handed Kites –…
Moonlandingz – Best Use of Peanut Butter On The Face/ Best Song About Donald Trump Iggy Pop – Best Transformative Experience Since Birth Astronauts – Best Band To Literally Space Out Too Moving Panoramas – Best Local All-Female Shoegaze PWR BTTM – Best Punk Duo Dressed In Drag Singing About Love & Sodomy
Top 5 Austin Music Venues 1. Mohawk – The king of the Red River scene, the Mohawk has been the hippest spot in Austin to catch live music since it opened 7 years ago. Although it has been threatened to be shut down recently because of noise complaints from the irrational, asshole residents of Red…